• No nasties
  • Ph-balanced
  • Soap-Free
  • Unscented

SEE ME IN ACTION

INSIDE ME

Aloe Vera

This green moisturiser is a natural healer. It helps soothe irritated skin and reduce redness.

Sulphate-free

Sulphates are stripping. They remove your natural oils, which can cause your body to compensate and make more. Leaving you oilier than when you started.

Fragrance-free

Sensitive skin needs a soap-free, fragrance-free cleansers that you can use everywhere. Your private parts shouldn’t smell like roses, anyway.

PH-balanced

Your private parts have a normal pH between 3.5 and 4.5. My wash is balanced to be the same pH as your skin to go places other body washes can’t (and places most men can’t find).

Panthenol (Pro-Vitamin B5)

This skin-softening vitamin helps pull moisture into your skin, helping to calm irritation, strengthen your barrier and keep things silky, bouncy and baby-soft all over.

Coffee Seed Extract

Want plumper, glowy skin all day, every day? Then it's time for a coffee date. This extract helps brighten dull patches, wake up tired skin and leave you feeling firmer, fresher and ready to take on the day.

BEFORE & AFTER

BEFORE

You’re a babe covered in sweat, dirt, and grime. You’ve got plenty of dirty thoughts.

AFTER

You’re a clean, hydrated, and sweet-smelling babe. Still with dirty thoughts.

REAL BABES. REAL RESULTS.